Your verdict
The Snooze Negotiator
Five more minutes is a lifestyle, and you are a skilled negotiator. The alarm goes off, a deal gets made and the day starts when it starts. Your pillow has never lost a deal.
Your starter kit
Four picks that match your verdict.
CLOCKY Runaway Digital Extra Loud Alarm Clock
An alarm that runs away from you. Finally, something that matches your commitment to getting up.
Open in AmazonFunny Sleep Mask, Eyes Open Eyeshade
Look awake, sleep through everything. Best for emergency naps and mild fraud.
Open in AmazonFive More Minutes Of Sleep Throw Pillow
The official pillow of the most-repeated sentence in your house.
Open in AmazonStonehouse Collection Funny To Do Lists Note Pad, 4 Pack
Write 'wake up' at the top, then negotiate everything below it down to 'maybe.'
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